John Maynard Keynes The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.
Nikita Khrushchev Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Heinrich Heine The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken by the storm-wind if it... did not understand the noble art of turning to every wind.
German Proverb Anger without power is folly.
Oscar Wilde Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
William F. Buckley Jr. I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.
John Heywood A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make him drink.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.
Unknown Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Hunter S Thompson I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
Waiter Rant We want God to come and save us. But he won?t. God doesn?t stop levees from failing, he doesn?t stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesn?t stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.
Lenny Bruce There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
Nicholas Chamfort An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
Hans Johst When I hear the word \culture\" I reach for my gun."
William Shakespeare From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
Paul Williams Two people do not have to agree on what is right to be together. They just have to want to be together. If this sounds simple, try it sometime.
Elizabeth Barrett Browning Who so loves believes the impossible.
Virginia Woolf I meant to write about death, only life came breaking in as usual.
Publilius Syrus The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Henry David Thoreau Let your life be a counter friction to stop the machine.
Mark Twain A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
Don Hall If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.
Will Rogers I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Edward Shepherd Mead Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.