Aesop People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves.
G. Weilacher One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
Emily Dickinson We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
John Adams I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.
Albert Einstein The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
A. J. Liebling People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Yogi Berra We made too many wrong mistakes.
Australian Aboriginal Elder You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.
George D. Prentice When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.
George Bernard Shaw Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
William Shakespeare Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale <br>Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
Lady Astor The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Phyllis Battone There are two ways of meeting difficulties. You alter the difficulities or you alter yourself to meet them.
Plato Friends have all things in common.
Saul Bellow There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
Eleanor Roosevelt Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.
Fred Allen Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.
Nancy Astor The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
Oprah Winfrey Everything in your world is created by what you think.
Unknown Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
Charles M. Schulz Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.
Oprah Winfrey You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.
George A. Dorsey The more you use your brain, the more brain you will have to use.
Richard Simmons Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you?re happy and believe in yourself.
Robert Frost Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.