Bill Cosby Sigmund Freud once said, \What do women want?\" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that."
Ralph Waldo Emerson To know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.
Longfellow Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death....
Alexander Pope What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Ernest Hemingway I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.
Abigail Van Buren In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
Johnny Depp The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
H. L. Mencken Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard.
Jack Benny My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
Ronnie Shakes I was going to buy a copy of \The Power of Positive Thinking\", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
Orison Swett Marden It is like the seed put in the soil - the more one sows, the greater the harvest.
Lao Tzu The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao.<br> The name that can be named is not the eternal Name.
Pythagoras Choose rather to be strong of soul than strong of body.
Gypsy Rose Lee God is love, but get it in writing.
Elsa Schiaparelli Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
Ralph Waldo Emerson Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.
Sir Winston Churchill If heaven is going to be full of people like Hardie, well, the Almighty can have them to himself.
Brian K. Blackden Justice: To seek it, one must be willing to give up the right to privacy, as nothing more private will become more public.
Norman Cousins Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
Abraham Lincoln Those who would deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, cannot long retain it.
Unknown Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...
Andre Gide Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself - and thus make yourself indispensable.
William Shakespeare There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff.