Will Rogers Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Terry Pratchett The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Themistocles I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.
Jose Raul Bernardo Happiness cannot be found--it must be created anew everyday.
Rodin Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
Marcus Aurelius How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.
Thomas Carlyle A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Vince Lombardi Fatigue makes cowards of us all.
H. L. Mencken All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
Thomas Babington Macaulay I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
Jerry Scott Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?
Jim Bishop The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Samuel Johnson The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.
Kahlil Gibran That which seems most feeble and bewildered in you is the strongest and most determined.
Rachel Hunter I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Cicero Nature herself makes the wise man rich.
Jeremy Taylor Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.
John Ruskin Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.
John Maynard Keynes Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone
Jane Austen We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of a man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him.
Will Durst In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Abraham Lincoln Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.
Josh Billings As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
Akira Kurosawa In a mad world only the mad are sane.