Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

Thomas Paine \What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith."
Raymond Chandler Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
William Hale White Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.
Marlene Dietrich Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Unknown May the road rise to meet you,<br> May the wind be always at your back,<br> May the sun shine warm upon your face,<br> the rains fall soft upon your fields and,<br> until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand
John Gillespie Magee Jr. I put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
Abraham Lincoln Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes his aid against the other.... The prayers of both could not be answered--that of neither has been answered fully.
Storm Jameson For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Thomas Edison All Bibles are man-made.
Oscar Wilde What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
Bertrand Russell So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.
Friedrich Nietzsche Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
Anton Chekhov People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.
Thomas Szasz If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Max Lucado The journey to the cross began long before. As the echo of the crunching of the fruit was still sounding in the garden, Jesus was leaving for Calvary.
Fanny Burney I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Fred Allen A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Voltaire God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
John von Neumann Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
Joan Kiser The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
Thomas Szasz If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
H.G. Wells Advertising is legalized lying.
Mark Twain It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Plato He was a wise man who invented God.

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