Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

H. L. Mencken The worshiper is the father of the gods.
John Ashcroft Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.
Unknown The wages of sin are unreported.
Thomas Szasz Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
Plato He was a wise man who invented God.
Elias Canetti Most religions do not make men better, only warier.
Thomas Szasz If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Anthony Starr Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
R. D. Laing Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.
Thomas Paine \What is it the Bible teaches us? - rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is it the Testament teaches us? - to believe that the Almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married, and the belief of this debauchery is called faith."
Storm Jameson For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.
Anita Loos On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other public conveyance since the stagecoach.
George Santayana Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Jean Baptiste Colbert The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the smallest amount of hissing.
Voltaire If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
Margot Asquith What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Marlene Dietrich Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Kahlil Gibran God made Truth with many doors to welcome every believer who knocks on them.
Dr. Joyce Brothers Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Groucho Marx Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Alexander Hamilton A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing.
A. P. Gouthey He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
W. Somerset Maugham People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Benjamin Franklin God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Joan Kiser The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.

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