Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

George Gallup I could prove God statistically.
Margot Asquith What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
H. L. Mencken Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.
Abraham Lincoln When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.
Oscar Wilde A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
Fred Allen Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Oscar Wilde I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
Wilson Mizner God help those who do not help themselves.
Lenny Bruce Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
John Taylor The kingdom of God or nothing.
Cato the Elder I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.
Thomas Babington Macaulay I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
Marlene Dietrich Once a woman has forgiven a man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.
Oscar Wilde What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.
Raymond Chandler Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency.
Archbishop William Temple It is a mistake to suppose that God is only, or even chiefly, concerned with religion.
Gioacchino Rosini How wonderful opera would be if there were no singers.
George Orwell Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
Friedrich Nietzsche In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Louise Erdrich They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Thomas Edison All Bibles are man-made.
Steven Wright If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Andy Warhol Two people kissing always look like fish.

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