Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

Thomas Babington Macaulay I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
Mark Twain God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
Elbert Hubbard Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
Margot Asquith What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
William Ralph Inge To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosophy.
William Lloyd Garrison I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.
William S. Buroughs I think there are innumerable gods. What we here on earth call God is a little tribal God who has made an awful mess. Certainly forces operating trough human consciousness control events.
A. P. Gouthey He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.
Abraham Lincoln Both read the same Bible, and pray to the same God; and each invokes his aid against the other.... The prayers of both could not be answered--that of neither has been answered fully.
Ovid Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these
Albert Einstein I want to know Gods thoughts... all the rest are just details
Voltaire Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.
Herbert Hoover What the world needs today is a definite, spiritual mobilization of the nations who believe in God against this tide of Red agnosticism. ...And in rejecting an atheistic other world, I am confident that the Almighty God will be with us.
Wilson Mizner God help those who do not help themselves.
Agathon Even God cannot change the past.
Mark Twain In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards
Fred Allen Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Abraham Lincoln When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.
Arthur Koestler God seems to have left the receiver off the hook and time is running out.
Friedrich Nietzsche Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.
Michel de Montaigne Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
Marcel Proust The one thing more difficult than following a regimen is not imposing it on others.
Fred Allen The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Robin Tyler Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art.

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