Religion Quotes

Religion Quotes

Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh Jesus was a crackpot.
H. L. Mencken The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.
Dr. Joyce Brothers Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Louise Erdrich They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.
Oscar Wilde A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
William Lloyd Garrison I am in earnest; I will not equivocate; I will not excuse; I will not retreat a single inch; and I will be heard.
Alfred Jarry God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.
Mahatma Gandhi Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!
Thomas Szasz If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Tom Wolfe A cult is a religion with no political power.
Theodore Roosevelt A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.
Rich Hall Lactomangulation, n.:<br> Manhandling the \open here\" spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the \"illegal\" side."
Thomas Jefferson Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
George Santayana Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better.
Michel de Montaigne Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
J.D. McCoughey God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.
Steven Wright If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Lenny Bruce Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Fred Allen Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Benjamin Franklin God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Confucius While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?
Thomas Szasz If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
Sugar Ray Robinson Hurting people is my business.
Simms Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.

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