The wages of sin are unreported.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If it is to be, it is up to me.

The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

May the road rise to meet you,<br> May the wind be always at your back,<br> May the sun shine warm upon your face,<br> the rains fall soft upon your fields and,<br> until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand

May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead

A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.

DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.

Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.

Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.

Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.