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There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Love will find a lay.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Nobody ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have while trying to write one.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
To err is human, to purr is feline.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
Winter is nature's way of saying, \Up yours\""
