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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
