Joseph Stalin The only real power comes out of a long rifle.
Dennis Miller We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
G. K. Chesterton \My country, right or wrong,\" is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, \"My mother, drunk or sober.\""
Saint Jerome The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Seneca \Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take a residence, so I shall choose my death when I am about to depart from life. \""
Titus Maccius Plautus I am always afraid of your \something shall be done.\""
Cuban Proverb Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good.
Pliny the Elder The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Field Marshall John French Words are the leaves of the tree of language, of which, if some fall away, a new succession takes their place.
Clarence Day As time goes on, new and remoter aspects of truth are discovered which can seldom be fitted into creeds that are changeless.
Lewis Mumford Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Johnny Carson If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Marcus Aurelius The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his own action.
Mahatma Gandhi In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.
Robert Heinlein To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy -- and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.
Herbert Hoover Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die. And it is youth who must inherit the tribulation, the sorrow, and the triumphs that are aftermath of war.
George Bernard Shaw Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
En Vogue Free your mind, and the rest will follow. Be colorblind, don?t be so shallow.
George Crabbe Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections of our nature, and violate the most sacred obligations.
E. B. White If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world, and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
Tom Peters Underpromise; overdeliver.
Oscar Wilde Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
William Carlos Williams In summer, the song sings itself.
H. L. Mencken Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Art Bell Fear is a great motivator.